Crafty McSwitcharoo’s Server of LOLs

#announcement, anticipation, console, Crafty, DR.MARIO, EXCITEMENT, Final direct, Gaming, Info, june, lols, McSwitcharoos, new games, News, Nintendo, Release, Reveal, September, Server, Switch, Switch 1, Upcoming, Updates, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block at exactly midnight, a secret portal to the Nether will open up and you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who will grant you three wishes. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who roams the land looking for brave adventurers to challenge him to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers wearing top hats – they’re known to throw the most epic tea parties in all of Minecraftia.

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2222	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	208	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	248

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1317

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Votes:	6124	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!