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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, consequences, controversy, DELETED, digital communication, enforcement, forum, internet, jannied, Moderation, MysticCraft, online discussion, online platform, Realms, rules, Shooter, social media, Thread, user behavior, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo bro, forget about that drama and come join this epic Minecraft server!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make Patrick from Spongebob look like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, that dude is more extra than a Kardashian on Instagram!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GasMoneyGoneMinecraftServer

Boyfriend, busy schedule, Communication, compensation, compromise, disagreement, Driving, exhausted, favorite person, financially stable, gas money, GasMoneyGoneMinecraftServer, life360, long distance, physically demanding job, relationship, sullen tone, Support, traffic, Understanding, UNFAIR

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to do all the work? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for lazy players!

Join our server and never worry about mining for resources or building your own base again. Our generous players will gladly give you everything you need, all you have to do is ask!

Just like the OP’s boyfriend, who expected gas money for driving to see his girlfriend, our players are always looking for ways to get compensated for their efforts. But don’t worry, we have a strict no gas money policy on our server – everything is free!

So come join us and experience the most entitled and ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just demand compensation for every little thing? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of entitled Minecraft players!

MemoryWipeCraft

coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional scars, erase, healing, Healing Process, Identity, inner strength, introspection, letting go, MemoryWipeCraft, mental health, moving on, painful memories, personal development, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have a creeper blow you up right before you reach them? Well, on our server, we offer a special memory erasing potion that will make you forget all about those traumatic Minecraft moments! Join us and say goodbye to the pain of losing all your loot in a fiery explosion. Who needs memories when you can have endless diamonds instead? Join now and start fresh with a clean slate (literally)!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian vs. NK Army

Army, combat situation, counterterrorism operation, covert mission, Elite Unit, Hostile Forces, international conflict, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military confrontation, military engagement, military operation, military raid, military tactics, North Korean soldiers, special forces, Special Operations Forces, strategic maneuver, Tactical Strike, take down, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Special Ops, war zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magic Items Found:	7956	Divine Spears Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian Special Ops be takin’ down North Korean soldiers like it’s nobody’s business! We got Kursk Offensive goin’ on, and it’s lit AF! Watch as these soldiers battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft, buildin’ bases, blowin’ stuff up, and showin’ off their mad skills. Join now and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ like watchin’ Ukrainians kickin’ butt in the digital realm! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #UkrainianSpecialOps #NorthKoreanShowdown

InsomniaCraft: SedentarySnoozeZzz

catch-up sleep, healthy habits, insomnia symptoms, InsomniaCraft, modern workforce, napping, nontraditional schedules, occupational health., sedentary jobs, SedentarySnoozeZzz, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep patterns in the workforce, sleep quality, sleeping in, work habits, work-life balance, workplace wellness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

hey u, yea u, tired of not sleepin cuz of ur boring job? well, come join our minecraft server and let ur insomnia melt away like butter on a hot potato! we got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that never sleeps (literally). u think ur job is bad? well, on our server, u can be a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking llama if u want. no more catch-up sleep for u, just nonstop fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to ur boring job and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

What are Minecraft servers like Draukoo.eu ?

Community, Competitions, Crates, Czech, discord server, Economy, Factions, Free stuff, frequent events, Gaming, improve server, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, non vanilla, ONLINE, Parkour, Players, PvP, Roleplay, special texture pack, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4270

Some similar Minecraft servers to Draukoo.eu include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers, known for its wide variety of mini-games and activities. With frequent events, competitions, and a large player base, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience to Draukoo.eu.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a range of mini-games, including parkour, PvP battles, and more. With a strong community and regular events, Mineplex provides a fun and engaging experience for players looking for something similar to Draukoo.eu.

3. The Hive – The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on mini-games and competitions, with a variety of game modes to choose from. With a dedicated player base and frequent events, The Hive offers a similar gameplay experience to Draukoo.eu.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games is a Minecraft server known for its unique mini-games and events. With a focus on creativity and community, CubeCraft Games provides a fun and engaging experience for players looking for something akin to Draukoo.eu.

Whether you’re interested in mini-games, competitions, or just looking for a vibrant community to join, these servers offer similar experiences to Draukoo.eu and are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

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Heibergen

16 gigs, 3600, apply, Bonding, BUILD, Community, Connections, dedicated hardware, Discord, fresh start, Fun, Heibergen, join us, Minecraft, Paper, ryzen 5, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, something great

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1620
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Tight-knit	We’re looking for players who enjoy talking, bonding, and forming real connections.
Vanilla	The focus is on the classic Minecraft survival experience.
Hosted on dedicated hardware	A Ryzen 5 3600 and 16 gigs of ram, running on paper

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the server at https://discord.gg/menGcZWv.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla, focusing on the classic Minecraft survival experience.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our community!

Frostbite Frontier 1.21

action, Anime, Black and Blue Wolf, dystopian, fist of the north star, Frontier, Frostbite, Hokuto no Ken, Hokuto Shinken, japanese manga, Kenshiro, Manga, manga series, Martial Arts, martial arts manga, post-apocalyptic, raoh, Rei Gaiden, Rei Side Story, Sōkoku no Garō, storytime, Volume 3

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like stepping into a manga world where wolves are black and blue and they’re throwing fists like they’re in Fist of the North Star!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of Rei’s side story in Volume 3? You’ll be fighting epic battles, leveling up your skills, and unleashing your inner warrior spirit in this crazy server.

Plus, the landscape is straight out of a manga, with insane mountains, mystical forests, and hidden caves just waiting to be explored.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like living in a comic book, but with creepers and diamonds instead of superheroes and villains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	78	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	177	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2