Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

Anon, Anons, Blockheads, books, Crafty, creativity, culture, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, hobby, Individuality, interests, leisure, LOLzCraft, McLaughingtons, Music, Passion, Pastime, power electronics, reading, Relaxation, scenario, Schizo, Self-expression, Unleash

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3631	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	206
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1253
Dragon Eggs Found:	630	Void Gems Collected:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1382	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4996	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	468906	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Potions Brewed:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	3705
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.