Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

Anon, Anons, Blockheads, books, Crafty, creativity, culture, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, hobby, Individuality, interests, leisure, LOLzCraft, McLaughingtons, Music, Passion, Pastime, power electronics, reading, Relaxation, scenario, Schizo, Self-expression, Unleash

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7660

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	285
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	9470
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	74
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	8286
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	118
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
New Chunks Explored:	396979	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mines Excavated:	1119	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4613	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	116	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	5365
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	5347	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2229	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!