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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8915 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!