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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1075 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
