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NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	495672
Potions Brewed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	233
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	5386	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Votes:	997	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Animals Bred:	178
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	4695
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2693	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	188	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	850623	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	153
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5063
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7633	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15