Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing bigger than our news is our sense of humor! Join us for some LOLz tomorrow!

Announcements, anticipation, big day, big news, BIGGER….., breaking news, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, Guesses, Hints, humor, Join, lolz, McCraftface, Mystery, News, predictions, Reveal, Secrets, sense, speculation, stay tuned, Surprises, surprises ahead, Suspense, Tomorrow, Upcoming

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8262	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Get ready to have your mind blown tomorrow on our Minecraft server! We’ve got some big announcements coming your way, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness.

Rumor has it that we’ll be introducing a new mob called the “Disco Llama” that will boogie down with you whenever you play your favorite tunes. And don’t even get me started on the new enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

But that’s not all – we’re also unveiling a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So mark your calendars and get ready for the most epic day of announcements on our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that’s about to go down!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4890	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Crops Grown:	5115
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	15706
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchantments Applied:	140
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Votes:	1242
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	7872
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.