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MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9823
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Votes:	4123
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3480	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	5527	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1410
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	423
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crops Grown:	8595	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Animals Bred:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2556	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	2657
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Emeralds Found:	4320	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Animals Bred:	144	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3