Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	89	Players Killed by Monsters:	124
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1545	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Towns Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5655
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4744
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Animals Bred:	110
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Votes:	1374
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2942	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	55

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Items Found:	3525	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Votes:	4954	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2616	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Items Found:	3388
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2994	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ores Mined:	2506	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.