Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

basement, Burglary, call for help, Caution, Crafty, CREEPERS, emergency, Get home, Hiding, Hiding Spot, home security, intruder, investigation, McCraftface, misunderstood, personal belongings, Pets, Police, Protection, rummaging, Safety, security measures, See picrel, theft, Valuables, Vigilant

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	95	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	3253
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Votes:	8824	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	284	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4569	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6405	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	725
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Towns Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	848	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3