Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	374686	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NEXLAND #1 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19132

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

All the Mods 9

Modded, Mods

Public ATM 9 server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.51	atm9.silverkeepmc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	757	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NEXLAND SW2 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19131

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TotallyNotSuspicious

Semi Vanilla, TotallyNotSuspicious

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!) INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America – with 20 TPS constantly
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing. MINI SEASONS

Inbetween seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December! If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrismaCraft

PrismaCraft, smp

🎇 PrismaCraft 🎇

━━━━━━━━━━━ IP: play.prismacraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft

Map: http://play.prismacraft.net:12000

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About Us:

At PrismaCraft, we are first and foremost about community building, but we also have plenty of content for those who enjoy grinding levels in jobs or skills. Whether you’re eager to establish a town and foster your own community or hone your skills to reach the top of your chosen jobs and earn as much money as possible, we have something to offer for just about everyone!

We have a dedicated staff team always working on updates and new features! On PrismaCraft, development is an ongoing process. If you join our Discord you will see we usually post updates multiple times per week. We also have a thorough suggestions system where players suggest and discuss new features or changes.

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Main Features:

Towny – We use the tried and true Towny plugin for land claiming and community building! You can create a solo town and build massive farms to become rich, create a huge city with tons of members to help you achieve your goals, or join a town with a couple of friends to create a cozy homestead.

Skills – You can level up fourteen unique skills to increase your stats (such as health, defense, and attack damage). Reaching the highest levels in each skill unlock unique abilities to make you even more powerful!

Jobs – We offer thirteen jobs that pay you for anything from mining, to building, to fishing, and everything in between. Jobs are the most important way to build your wealth on the server.

Player Economy – Our economy is entirely player driven! Shops on the server set prices for goods and services without any intervention, this leads to a very organic economy where you can carve out your own niche. The only admin shops on the server can be found in our mall /warp mall. These shops sell custom furniture blocks like tables and chairs to decorate your base!

Custom Enchantments – Our server features over 200 unique enchantments to build your playstyle the way you want! All enchants are achieved through normal gameplay mechanics.

Craftable Gear – You can craft tons of unique custom armor sets, tools, and talismans to become more powerful or add unique abilities.

Custom Resources – We have resource worlds which reset on the first of each month! Here you can find custom ores and plants which can be used for decoration or can be used to craft some our custom gear!

And so much more – With all our systems it would be impossible to describe everything here! If you decide to join us on play.prismacraft.net or join the Discord we’re always happy to help and explain!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Towns Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Perfect SMP

perfect, smp

Introducing The perfect SMPa semi-vanilla survival server designed with purity and player engagement in mind. Our core mission is to maintain an open and transparent environment. We’ve carefully selected plugins that enhance performance, minimize lag, and provide detailed mapping without compromising the classic vanilla gameplay experience alongside fellow players.

Here’s what we bring to the table:

– A team of dedicated moderators ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.

– An exceptional server seed that promises stunning landscapes and thrilling exploration.

– A streamlined application process via Discord for easy access.

– Upvote/Downvote based suggestions channel, everyone’s voice is heard.

– An inclusive, respectful community where everyone is welcome.

– Custom datapacks, including player head drops and armor stand improvements, to enrich your gameplay.

– Regularly scheduled events both on and off the server to keep the community vibrant.

– BlueMap integration, offering a highly detailed server map.

– A thriving community of over 250 players!

We’re on the lookout for:

– Anyone!

If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right fit for you, we’re eager to welcome you aboard. Click the following link(s) to begin your adventure with us!

Discord Server

Server Website

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TimWorld Minecraft server

TimWorld – Fresh project. The administration of the project is trying only for the players, making gaming comfortable on the server and trying to make the game as convenient as possible, we have a lot of things, Updates, competitions, we very rarely conduct wipes, purely so that players can play and develop longer! We also have a very interesting gameplay that has: vulture, BedWars, SkyWars split arena, Block-Party CS-GO, farmers buyers, parkour with the best prizes, daily rewards, cool rewards, adequate and at the same time cheerful administration, which will be happy to help everyone , without disturbing the balance of the server, and without greatly interfering with the gameplay. We welcome every new player, because every player is something more than just an incomprehensible person playing on the server! And if you want to support our server, you can buy a privilege (donation), and you will not only help our server, but also stand out among the players, having additional opportunities and advantages! We are waiting for every player on our server, as we really love players (especially beginners) who play on our server and enjoy the game and have fun! Come to our server, because only here you can spend your time with pleasure for yourself! TimWorld is a Server that you will remember for a very long time, and you will play on it for a very long time!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WilsCraft Minecraft server

The owner of the “WilsCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HyperMC server with free Donation Minecraft server

Lucky blocks

The owner of the “HyperMC server with free Donation” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LampaServ server Minecraft

: Minecraft server with a friendly atmosphere and adequate administration. If you were looking for a server where you can have a good time and not be afraid of griefers, you have found it – this is Lamp!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	62
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BandT – Anarchy Minecraft server

A regular vanilla server without privates or plugins. Only hardcore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Crops Grown:	3251	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Charged Creeper

Charged, creeper, smp

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

💎 Grief Defender

💎 Shops

💎 Dungeons

💎 McMMO

💎 Player Warps

💎 And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Website: www.chargedcreeper.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrickServe

BrickServe, Factions

Hello everyone! I am working on a new server as I haven’t really been able to find one that meets my needs. The general idea for the server is this: A factions server that starts small to incentivize PvP to battle over land and resources. As more players join, the world can be expanded. There will be no DynMap (etc.) or teleports. Players should expect to build large transportation structures and be able to defend them if they want to travel large distances. Exploration using in-game maps is heavily encouraged. Initially, the Nether and End will also be disabled. There will be no server shops, only player-built chest shops. No crates/keys or voting rewards. All items will be earned strictly by playing. Economy will be based off in-game items like emeralds or lapis.

I don’t plan on having a large spawn or crazy pre-built structures, but am happy to have some people help with building up the initial spawn point.

The server is currently whitelisted. If you would like to find out more or be involved with the development of the server, please join the Discord!

BrickServe Discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SoulCraft

Soulcraft, Vanilla

🎉 Congratulations! 🎉

You’ve just won the ultimate gaming sweepstakes – a golden ticket to the world of SoulCraft!

Prepare to embark on a thrilling adventure like no other.

Our:

Mature
Hermitcraft-inspired
Active
Reward riddled

Community, is buzzing offering you the chance to unleash your creativity, forge new friendships, and claim epic rewards along the way.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our vibrant community. Step into the winner’s circle and elevate your Minecraft experience to new heights with SoulCraft! 🏆✨

https://discord.gg/soulcraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!