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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FroobWorld

FroobWorld, Semi Vanilla

IP: s.froobworld.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX

Website: https://froobworld.com/

Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMPyou will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claimingwith no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Endurance SMP

Endurance, smp

Hello! We are an SMP server with a mature community, that aims to grow larger, without loosing the brilliant “close knit” aspect of a well organised community! We seek to provide players with a fun, vanilla SMP experience, while having small quality of life upgrades like one player sleep, in a world that will never reset. Some features we have are mentioned below: – 16+ – Events – Single Player Sleep – Dynmap – No Chat Reports – Enderman Griefing Disabled Some info about our server: – Java 1.20.2 – Established February 1, 2023 – World will NEVER reset – No homes, warps, teleports or other un-vanilla like plugins! Whitelist process: You can whitelist by joining our discord here, https://discord.gg/Q4dYbwBfZb

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4692

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NEXLAND #1 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19132

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	6362
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

All the Mods 9

Modded, Mods

Public ATM 9 server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.51	atm9.silverkeepmc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NEXLAND SW2 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19131

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	175
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	74	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TotallyNotSuspicious

Semi Vanilla, TotallyNotSuspicious

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!) INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America – with 20 TPS constantly
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing. MINI SEASONS

Inbetween seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December! If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PrismaCraft

PrismaCraft, smp

🎇 PrismaCraft 🎇

━━━━━━━━━━━ IP: play.prismacraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft

Map: http://play.prismacraft.net:12000

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About Us:

At PrismaCraft, we are first and foremost about community building, but we also have plenty of content for those who enjoy grinding levels in jobs or skills. Whether you’re eager to establish a town and foster your own community or hone your skills to reach the top of your chosen jobs and earn as much money as possible, we have something to offer for just about everyone!

We have a dedicated staff team always working on updates and new features! On PrismaCraft, development is an ongoing process. If you join our Discord you will see we usually post updates multiple times per week. We also have a thorough suggestions system where players suggest and discuss new features or changes.

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Main Features:

Towny – We use the tried and true Towny plugin for land claiming and community building! You can create a solo town and build massive farms to become rich, create a huge city with tons of members to help you achieve your goals, or join a town with a couple of friends to create a cozy homestead.

Skills – You can level up fourteen unique skills to increase your stats (such as health, defense, and attack damage). Reaching the highest levels in each skill unlock unique abilities to make you even more powerful!

Jobs – We offer thirteen jobs that pay you for anything from mining, to building, to fishing, and everything in between. Jobs are the most important way to build your wealth on the server.

Player Economy – Our economy is entirely player driven! Shops on the server set prices for goods and services without any intervention, this leads to a very organic economy where you can carve out your own niche. The only admin shops on the server can be found in our mall /warp mall. These shops sell custom furniture blocks like tables and chairs to decorate your base!

Custom Enchantments – Our server features over 200 unique enchantments to build your playstyle the way you want! All enchants are achieved through normal gameplay mechanics.

Craftable Gear – You can craft tons of unique custom armor sets, tools, and talismans to become more powerful or add unique abilities.

Custom Resources – We have resource worlds which reset on the first of each month! Here you can find custom ores and plants which can be used for decoration or can be used to craft some our custom gear!

And so much more – With all our systems it would be impossible to describe everything here! If you decide to join us on play.prismacraft.net or join the Discord we’re always happy to help and explain!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	655
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Perfect SMP

perfect, smp

Introducing The perfect SMPa semi-vanilla survival server designed with purity and player engagement in mind. Our core mission is to maintain an open and transparent environment. We’ve carefully selected plugins that enhance performance, minimize lag, and provide detailed mapping without compromising the classic vanilla gameplay experience alongside fellow players.

Here’s what we bring to the table:

– A team of dedicated moderators ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.

– An exceptional server seed that promises stunning landscapes and thrilling exploration.

– A streamlined application process via Discord for easy access.

– Upvote/Downvote based suggestions channel, everyone’s voice is heard.

– An inclusive, respectful community where everyone is welcome.

– Custom datapacks, including player head drops and armor stand improvements, to enrich your gameplay.

– Regularly scheduled events both on and off the server to keep the community vibrant.

– BlueMap integration, offering a highly detailed server map.

– A thriving community of over 250 players!

We’re on the lookout for:

– Anyone!

If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right fit for you, we’re eager to welcome you aboard. Click the following link(s) to begin your adventure with us!

Discord Server

Server Website

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TimWorld Minecraft server

TimWorld – Fresh project. The administration of the project is trying only for the players, making gaming comfortable on the server and trying to make the game as convenient as possible, we have a lot of things, Updates, competitions, we very rarely conduct wipes, purely so that players can play and develop longer! We also have a very interesting gameplay that has: vulture, BedWars, SkyWars split arena, Block-Party CS-GO, farmers buyers, parkour with the best prizes, daily rewards, cool rewards, adequate and at the same time cheerful administration, which will be happy to help everyone , without disturbing the balance of the server, and without greatly interfering with the gameplay. We welcome every new player, because every player is something more than just an incomprehensible person playing on the server! And if you want to support our server, you can buy a privilege (donation), and you will not only help our server, but also stand out among the players, having additional opportunities and advantages! We are waiting for every player on our server, as we really love players (especially beginners) who play on our server and enjoy the game and have fun! Come to our server, because only here you can spend your time with pleasure for yourself! TimWorld is a Server that you will remember for a very long time, and you will play on it for a very long time!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WilsCraft Minecraft server

The owner of the “WilsCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HyperMC server with free Donation Minecraft server

Lucky blocks

The owner of the “HyperMC server with free Donation” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Magic Items Found:	2343
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LampaServ server Minecraft

: Minecraft server with a friendly atmosphere and adequate administration. If you were looking for a server where you can have a good time and not be afraid of griefers, you have found it – this is Lamp!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crops Grown:	8851	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	7770	Emeralds Found:	3149

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BandT – Anarchy Minecraft server

A regular vanilla server without privates or plugins. Only hardcore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Charged Creeper

Charged, creeper, smp

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

💎 Grief Defender

💎 Shops

💎 Dungeons

💎 McMMO

💎 Player Warps

💎 And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Website: www.chargedcreeper.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.