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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	243
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NEXLAND #2 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19133

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Villages Defended:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FroobWorld

FroobWorld, Semi Vanilla

IP: s.froobworld.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX

Website: https://froobworld.com/

Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMPyou will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claimingwith no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Endurance SMP

Endurance, smp

Hello! We are an SMP server with a mature community, that aims to grow larger, without loosing the brilliant “close knit” aspect of a well organised community! We seek to provide players with a fun, vanilla SMP experience, while having small quality of life upgrades like one player sleep, in a world that will never reset. Some features we have are mentioned below: – 16+ – Events – Single Player Sleep – Dynmap – No Chat Reports – Enderman Griefing Disabled Some info about our server: – Java 1.20.2 – Established February 1, 2023 – World will NEVER reset – No homes, warps, teleports or other un-vanilla like plugins! Whitelist process: You can whitelist by joining our discord here, https://discord.gg/Q4dYbwBfZb

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6069	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NEXLAND #1 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19132

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

All the Mods 9

Modded, Mods

Public ATM 9 server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.51	atm9.silverkeepmc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NEXLAND SW2 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19131

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TotallyNotSuspicious

Semi Vanilla, TotallyNotSuspicious

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!) INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America – with 20 TPS constantly
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing. MINI SEASONS

Inbetween seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December! If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PrismaCraft

PrismaCraft, smp

🎇 PrismaCraft 🎇

━━━━━━━━━━━ IP: play.prismacraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft

Map: http://play.prismacraft.net:12000

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About Us:

At PrismaCraft, we are first and foremost about community building, but we also have plenty of content for those who enjoy grinding levels in jobs or skills. Whether you’re eager to establish a town and foster your own community or hone your skills to reach the top of your chosen jobs and earn as much money as possible, we have something to offer for just about everyone!

We have a dedicated staff team always working on updates and new features! On PrismaCraft, development is an ongoing process. If you join our Discord you will see we usually post updates multiple times per week. We also have a thorough suggestions system where players suggest and discuss new features or changes.

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Main Features:

Towny – We use the tried and true Towny plugin for land claiming and community building! You can create a solo town and build massive farms to become rich, create a huge city with tons of members to help you achieve your goals, or join a town with a couple of friends to create a cozy homestead.

Skills – You can level up fourteen unique skills to increase your stats (such as health, defense, and attack damage). Reaching the highest levels in each skill unlock unique abilities to make you even more powerful!

Jobs – We offer thirteen jobs that pay you for anything from mining, to building, to fishing, and everything in between. Jobs are the most important way to build your wealth on the server.

Player Economy – Our economy is entirely player driven! Shops on the server set prices for goods and services without any intervention, this leads to a very organic economy where you can carve out your own niche. The only admin shops on the server can be found in our mall /warp mall. These shops sell custom furniture blocks like tables and chairs to decorate your base!

Custom Enchantments – Our server features over 200 unique enchantments to build your playstyle the way you want! All enchants are achieved through normal gameplay mechanics.

Craftable Gear – You can craft tons of unique custom armor sets, tools, and talismans to become more powerful or add unique abilities.

Custom Resources – We have resource worlds which reset on the first of each month! Here you can find custom ores and plants which can be used for decoration or can be used to craft some our custom gear!

And so much more – With all our systems it would be impossible to describe everything here! If you decide to join us on play.prismacraft.net or join the Discord we’re always happy to help and explain!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	163	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Perfect SMP

perfect, smp

Introducing The perfect SMPa semi-vanilla survival server designed with purity and player engagement in mind. Our core mission is to maintain an open and transparent environment. We’ve carefully selected plugins that enhance performance, minimize lag, and provide detailed mapping without compromising the classic vanilla gameplay experience alongside fellow players.

Here’s what we bring to the table:

– A team of dedicated moderators ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.

– An exceptional server seed that promises stunning landscapes and thrilling exploration.

– A streamlined application process via Discord for easy access.

– Upvote/Downvote based suggestions channel, everyone’s voice is heard.

– An inclusive, respectful community where everyone is welcome.

– Custom datapacks, including player head drops and armor stand improvements, to enrich your gameplay.

– Regularly scheduled events both on and off the server to keep the community vibrant.

– BlueMap integration, offering a highly detailed server map.

– A thriving community of over 250 players!

We’re on the lookout for:

– Anyone!

If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right fit for you, we’re eager to welcome you aboard. Click the following link(s) to begin your adventure with us!

Discord Server

Server Website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TimWorld Minecraft server

TimWorld – Fresh project. The administration of the project is trying only for the players, making gaming comfortable on the server and trying to make the game as convenient as possible, we have a lot of things, Updates, competitions, we very rarely conduct wipes, purely so that players can play and develop longer! We also have a very interesting gameplay that has: vulture, BedWars, SkyWars split arena, Block-Party CS-GO, farmers buyers, parkour with the best prizes, daily rewards, cool rewards, adequate and at the same time cheerful administration, which will be happy to help everyone , without disturbing the balance of the server, and without greatly interfering with the gameplay. We welcome every new player, because every player is something more than just an incomprehensible person playing on the server! And if you want to support our server, you can buy a privilege (donation), and you will not only help our server, but also stand out among the players, having additional opportunities and advantages! We are waiting for every player on our server, as we really love players (especially beginners) who play on our server and enjoy the game and have fun! Come to our server, because only here you can spend your time with pleasure for yourself! TimWorld is a Server that you will remember for a very long time, and you will play on it for a very long time!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WilsCraft Minecraft server

The owner of the “WilsCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HyperMC server with free Donation Minecraft server

Lucky blocks

The owner of the “HyperMC server with free Donation” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LampaServ server Minecraft

: Minecraft server with a friendly atmosphere and adequate administration. If you were looking for a server where you can have a good time and not be afraid of griefers, you have found it – this is Lamp!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	5830
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BandT – Anarchy Minecraft server

A regular vanilla server without privates or plugins. Only hardcore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	5892
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	147

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.