Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

2024.., acceptance, Afterlife, BLOWN, building, bullying, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreams, entrance, forgiveness, formality, godjak, Good deeds, Heaven, heaven gates, heaven gates open, Indians, interview, judgment, life review, list, lol, McCraftface, Participation, Redemption, True

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	466902	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9234
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	6980	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	1127
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8274	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1465	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Dragons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	8626
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Animals Bred:	130	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Votes:	8503	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Votes:	8086	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mines Excavated:	1849
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1410
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!