Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Are you tired of getting your domain taken down because it’s too pozzed or Jewish? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we don’t discriminate against anyone, except creepers. They are definitely not welcome here.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. We have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that is more wholesome than a stack of golden apples.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing that’s getting taken down is your enemies in PvP battles. And don’t worry, we have plenty of diamonds to go around. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Villages Defended: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Magical Moments Shared: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Ores Mined: 7247 Dimension Hops: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 1920
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

    AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No byte for donation

    2. No lags

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Things for X lvl

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    ⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

    ❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

    ⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ores Mined: 6492
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

    IP Address play.vanillafrogs.com
    Bedrock Port 19132
    Version 1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
    Launch Date August 24th, 2024

    Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

    Key Features:

    • ⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
    • 💸 – /trade System
    • 👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
    • 🗳️ – Voting Rewards
    • 🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
    • Nether Roof Disabled
    • 💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
    • 📣 – Community Focus

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server? The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
    When was the server launched? The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
    What are some key features of VanillaFrogs? Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Class Minecraft Server

    Crafty Class Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP

    Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP
    🌕 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take lunar landings to a whole new level! Forget about exploring the Moon in real life, join us as we build our own moon base and conquer the lunar surface with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

    🚀 Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.

    🌌 Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.

    🌠 So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌙🚀🌠

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF

    PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

    Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

    Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

    So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Dimension Hops: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server

    Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Modern Chaos: Where rules are just suggestions. Join us on 1.21.1 Java Edition!

    Modern Chaos: Where rules are just suggestions. Join us on 1.21.1 Java Edition!

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage PVP; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Farms Harvested: 118 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dimension Hops: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DEI Good Minecraft Server

    DEI Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers forming a boy band. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But beware, because our server is also a hot mess of craziness. You might find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or accidentally adopting a zombie as a pet.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of Minecraft are merely suggestions and the only rule is to have fun? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Middle Minecraft SMP Player

    Middle Minecraft SMP Player
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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