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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 437 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 662 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.