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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8175	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Emeralds Found:	2823	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Crops Grown:	1742

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	223	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Holy Grails Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6549	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	1264	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ores Mined:	8219	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9937
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Crops Grown:	8222	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9216
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4