Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 916859466 – Anonymous Edition

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4806	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	3145

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
New Chunks Explored:	594785	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Divine Spears Created:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	270	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Votes:	3254
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	111
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6989	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6892	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	120
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Votes:	3533

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2