Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

BRIBE, bribery allegations, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, european politics, former president, French politics, Gaddafi, Griefers, high profile trial, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, money laundering, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paradise, political bribery, political corruption, political scandal, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ores Mined:	3337	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3837
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8295	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	8340
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9929	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Crops Grown:	2660
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!