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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5747 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 428047 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 149 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!