Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 8556 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
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