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DreamyReMinecraft SMP

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Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

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Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3518	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HezbollahSmashCraft

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	404218	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ores Mined:	4627	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Morning Dementia Drop

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

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Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8092	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	166	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2738	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Work Break Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	32
Emeralds Found:	7540	Mines Excavated:	1704
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7166
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	790573	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ores Mined:	8855	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Star Shards Collected:	267

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5