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Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchantments Applied:	158	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	2989	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HappyLifeMC SMP

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Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6849

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WOD Character Minecraft Server

Character, character creation, Character development, Chuuni, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Hunter 5e, imagination, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tabletop, Vampire 5e, vampire hunter, Wod, WOD character, world of darkness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	2857
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	4126
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8278
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	433
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

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hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Glass Portal Mine

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join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	9632	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	2305	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	263
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4