Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, blocks, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Galore, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lolz, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Manslaughter, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, TEMPUS, Viral Competition

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1293	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4054	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Holy Grails Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3902
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Farms Harvested:	207	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4774	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2896
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Towns Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Star Shards Collected:	170	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!