Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FalconCraft PVP

    FalconCraft PVP

    Hello and Welcome!

    This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

    Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

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    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Viburnum

    Viburnum

    Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NightPvp

    NightPvp
    NightPvp

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

    mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

    This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CrimsonMC

    CrimsonMC

    CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1829
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Proyecto40

    Proyecto40
    Project40

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • EnderCraftMC

    EnderCraftMC

    A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MyCraft PvP

    MyCraft PvP

    MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

    Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

    Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

    Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • blockcityjail

    blockcityjail
    blockcityjail

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SinisterCraft

    SinisterCraft

    What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

    Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CaballoCraft

    CaballoCraft

    Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OleroCraft

    OleroCraft

    Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

    IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Alien Abductions: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

    GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

    Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

    GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

    Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

    For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Extronus Factions

    Extronus Factions

    Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

    Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub
    Craftplay.de | MiniGames Hub

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4136 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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