Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 415 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

    WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

    WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SheepCraft Network

    SheepCraft Network

    Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Alphacraft

    Alphacraft

    20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FreshCraft

    FreshCraft

    Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • 0cool.org

    0cool.org

    Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

    Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Oceanic Bending

    Oceanic Bending

    Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FamilyMinecraft

    FamilyMinecraft

    A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cubeville

    Cubeville

    Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 1477
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftDiggers

    CraftDiggers

    This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Apple Realms

    Apple Realms

    Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • WitherStormNetwork

    WitherStormNetwork

    NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

    The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

    For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

    We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

    Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Vanilla World

    Vanilla World

    What is our server about?

    Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FateCraft

    FateCraft
    FateCraft

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

    Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

    Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blackhand

    Blackhand

    Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

    On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

    Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

    Become a part of our community and experience something

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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