Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	23987	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Whale Sound Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	3308	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4040

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	16+
Features	World Map! (click here) Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Discord to Minecraft Chat Small community Active staff Commitment to vanilla Enforced Rules No land claiming (Rollback griefing!) Minimal Lag Custom Advancements

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying through our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
What type of players are welcome on the server?	All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
Is there a World Map available for the server?	Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TallTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	6802	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	115	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	797
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9816
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	9097	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchantments Applied:	131
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7185	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Emeralds Found:	4883	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Potions Brewed:	198
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.