Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	8833
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mines Excavated:	2190
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ores Mined:	4965
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Potions Brewed:	61
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Enchantments Applied:	250	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	275	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9897	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crops Grown:	2513	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!