Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

#youtube, action, Adventure, badass, Crafty, epic journey, FANTASY, futuristic, Girl Power, Land, laser, LGBTQ, Lorelei and the Laser Eyes, Loreleis, love story, motorcycles, Musical, Original music, Performance, Rebellion, rock opera, strong female characters, swordfighting lesbians, Theater

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mines Excavated:	2715	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	116	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ores Mined:	7619
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dimension Hops:	12

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5541	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dimension Hops:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mines Excavated:	2595
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6990
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	265
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9996
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Farms Harvested:	760
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5098	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3722	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru