Crafty LOLz Server: ‘/haha/ I Lava Myself’

51.81.62.131, Groups, Need You, party for the living, desuarchive

New Minecraft Servers

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Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has joined our Habits support group. And if you’re looking for a crazy adventure, come visit our posscraft world where the grass is neon pink and the trees are made of candy.

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5YearPlan Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, 5YearPlan, smp

Bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you gotta join this epic SMP server! We got diamonds for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that throw wild parties every night.

In five years, you could be ruling over your own kingdom made entirely of enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll be leading a pack of llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless, my dude.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, in five years you could be the most legendary player on the server, known far and wide as the Chicken Whisperer or the Llama Lord. The choice is yours, my friend. Let’s do this!

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New Server IP
CraftyCarClutchVsAuto

automatic cars, car acceleration, gear shifting, driving preferences, driving convenience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as an automatic car? Well, hop on over to our server where we only drive manual! Why manual, you ask? Because automatic is for noobs, that’s why! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to shift into high gear on the craziest Minecraft server around!

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New Server IP
LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server

choppers, political tensions, Larung Gar Buddhist Academy, chinese military, religious freedom

u know what’s more lit than that? this minecraft server that is LIT AF!!! we got 400 troops and choppers flying around like it’s nobody’s business. come join us and experience the thrill of building your own Buddhist Academy in Tibet, but watch out for those pesky troops, they might try to steal your diamonds! join now for a wild ride that you won’t forget, unless you get hit by a chopper, then you might forget a few things. but who cares, it’s all in good fun right??? #MinecraftMadness #ChopperChaos #BuddhistBuilders

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New Server IP
DetentionCraftXi

China, Xi Jinping, Censorship, Xinjiang, arbitrary detention

join this minecraft server and avoid getting sent to one of china’s new detention centers! xi jinping is on a rampage and you don’t wanna be caught in his crosshairs. build, mine, and craft your way to freedom on our server before xi comes knocking on your door. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chinese authorities. come join us and escape the corruption purge in style!

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New Server IP
Aging Blocks – Top Minecraft Server

ageing population, Address, Usa, Minecraft, ranked

come join our epic minecraft server where we are ranked among the top 10 servers in the world – and first in Asia! we are ready to tackle the challenges and seize the opportunities of an aging player population.

our server is like Switzerland, always on top and full of surprises. Japan may be second in Asia, but we are number one in fun! and don’t even get us started on the USA, they may be 24th but we are lightyears ahead in terms of excitement and adventure.

so come on down and join us for the craziest minecraft experience of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy).

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New Server IP

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘/haha/ I Lava Myself’

5YearPlan Minecraft SMP

CraftyCarClutchVsAuto

LarungGarCraft Minecraft Server

DetentionCraftXi

Aging Blocks – Top Minecraft Server