Crafty LOLz: Pick & Prank!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than our server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens armed with explosive eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6900	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rede Mc Dinasty

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3860
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ValhallaSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	228	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7854

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	7810	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Mines Excavated:	1154
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.