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Players: 99/900 Votes: 3328
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Dimension Hops: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8990
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Secret Passages Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8616
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and chickens that can breakdance better than any player.

But that’s not all – our server has exclusive MMO quests that will have you battling giant flying tacos and rescuing princesses from evil llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant the holder unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2586
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4217 Zombie Dances: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2718
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Items Found: 3505
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Animals Bred: 85 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 136
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9408
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1413
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 97
    Animals Bred: 145 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6224
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5321
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Votes: 8299 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3603 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1824
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Emeralds Found: 9380
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 695
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1412
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9596
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ores Mined: 5317
    Magic Items Found: 8896 Mines Excavated: 2090
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9079
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3810 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3539 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5231
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Potions Brewed: 40
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6831
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Mines Excavated: 3527

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9702
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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