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PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	879789
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7884
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Items Found:	1239	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	929
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	477	Animals Bred:	98
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	254
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2891	Dragon Eggs Found:	1894
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4301	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	5037	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1078	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Towns Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2