Crafty Lizard Brain Land | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7750

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3647	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3852	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	132

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	1436
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5396
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

Players:	98/900	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4