Crafty Linux Llamas

data security, dual boot, windows, privacy, privacy measures

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of Windows creeping into your privacy like a nosy neighbor? Do you want to escape the clutches of Microsoft while still being able to play your favorite games and use those pesky Windows-only apps? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and dual boot Windows and Linux like a pro. Keep those two worlds separate like oil and water, ensuring that Windows can’t spy on your Linux activities. It’s like having a firewall between you and the snooping eyes of Bill Gates himself.

But wait, there’s more! Switching between Windows and Linux has never been easier. It’s as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. Say goodbye to the unreliable pain in the ass of using a Windows VM for gaming. Our server is here to make your tech dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the freedom of dual booting without the hassle. Plus, who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted swords. The possibilities are endless on our server!

SkyNectar

customnpcs, Fishing, Semi Vanilla, Dungeons, Economy
SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features

Full discord integration

Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

Quest, Cumming, 1.20.6, face

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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DadCraft Dropout

work conflict, demanding, financial support, LEAVING, Rent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

MonarchMania, White House, Government, political messaging, smp

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

employee termination, unemployment, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, market competition, cost reduction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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