Crafty Linux Llamas

privacy, windows spying, linux, Llamas, games

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of Windows creeping into your privacy like a nosy neighbor? Do you want to escape the clutches of Microsoft while still being able to play your favorite games and use those pesky Windows-only apps? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and dual boot Windows and Linux like a pro. Keep those two worlds separate like oil and water, ensuring that Windows can’t spy on your Linux activities. It’s like having a firewall between you and the snooping eyes of Bill Gates himself.

But wait, there’s more! Switching between Windows and Linux has never been easier. It’s as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. Say goodbye to the unreliable pain in the ass of using a Windows VM for gaming. Our server is here to make your tech dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the freedom of dual booting without the hassle. Plus, who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted swords. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ParentalPwnage

moving out, emotional intelligence, Borrowing, family, self worth

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

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BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

gullible kid, childhood naivety, childhood innocence, funny beliefs, funny memories

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

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KidCraftFoolery

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

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CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

Saudi Arabia visit, legitimizing, President Zelenskyy, diplomatic relations, geopolitical tensions

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

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KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

peace talks, Government, political negotiations, Ukraine, Democracy

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

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Crafty Linux Llamas

ParentalPwnage

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

KidCraftFoolery

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest