Crafty Linux Llamas

privacy protection, easy switch, dual boot, games, switching to linux

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of Windows creeping into your privacy like a nosy neighbor? Do you want to escape the clutches of Microsoft while still being able to play your favorite games and use those pesky Windows-only apps? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and dual boot Windows and Linux like a pro. Keep those two worlds separate like oil and water, ensuring that Windows can’t spy on your Linux activities. It’s like having a firewall between you and the snooping eyes of Bill Gates himself.

But wait, there’s more! Switching between Windows and Linux has never been easier. It’s as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. Say goodbye to the unreliable pain in the ass of using a Windows VM for gaming. Our server is here to make your tech dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the freedom of dual booting without the hassle. Plus, who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted swords. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ApocJams: Choose Your Soundtrack

Choice, Disaster, Music, Extinction, choose

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally ending and the only thing that can save us is your epic choice of theme song for the apocalypse! Join us as we battle zombies, creepers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon while jamming out to your favorite tunes.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to choose the soundtrack to our impending doom, but you also get to ride on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet llama that spits out diamonds (yes, you read that right).

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of players fighting off a horde of skeletons while breakdancing to the Macarena? Or watch as someone builds a giant roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). So grab your pickaxe, cue up your favorite song, and let’s save the world in style!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
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PutinCraft Server: Don’t Let Trump Lose!

global politics, Server, nato, foreign policy, Ukraine

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, if u don’t join, u gonna miss out on all the fun and craziness.

we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop blocks instead of diamonds. it was so funny, we were all rolling on the floor laughing.

and then there was this other time where a player dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was so random and hilarious, we couldn’t stop laughing for hours.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano. it was so intense and crazy, we thought we were gonna die but it was so worth it.

so yeah, if u wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be the best decision u ever make in your life.

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NukeCraftEU-FranceShield

strategic alliance, Protection, Europe, foreign affairs, nuclear strategy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a nuclear shield just like france but for europe!!! protect yourself from creepers and zombies with the power of nuclear energy!!! build your own bunker and survive the apocalypse in style!!! join now for a chance to become the ruler of the wasteland and lead your fellow players to victory!!! nuclear explosions guaranteed to make your gaming experience more explosive and fun!!! come join us and let’s nuke some mobs together!!!

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GramCraft: Base Unit Fun

scientific notation, unit, kilogram, GramCraft, Gram

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we measure everything in grams cuz kilogram is just too mainstream, like who even needs all dat extra weight? we got crazy builds like a giant potato made of gold blocks cuz why not? and if u join now u get a free pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow u around and oink at all ur jokes, he’s a real ham! plus we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time, even the creepers know how to bust a move. so come on down to da gram-tastic server and let’s get this party started! oink oink!

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Coal to Gas Shift: GOP Takeover

environmental impact, environmental regulations, Shift, shale gas revolution, Energy Transition

join dis epic minecraft server where we mine for shale gas and shift to republican candidates cuz we got cheap gas that displaces coal-fired power generation! forget bout dem environmental regulations, we all bout dat gas life now! come join us and be part of da revolution, we promise u wont regret it! #gaslife #republicanminecraft

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Crafty Linux Llamas

ApocJams: Choose Your Soundtrack

PutinCraft Server: Don’t Let Trump Lose!

NukeCraftEU-FranceShield

GramCraft: Base Unit Fun

Coal to Gas Shift: GOP Takeover