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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1620 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you? Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the map in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Thank you, America!