‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	126270	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	2025	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9544	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	993	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	312	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	491	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Towns Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Farms Harvested:	428
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	9400	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7000	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Dragon Eggs Found:	5407

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	95
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Void Gems Collected:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	986
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Players:	108/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6