Crafty Krauts & Swiss Cheese – A Minecraft server for lovers of all things blocky and cheesy! Join us for some LOLs and building fun!

Bad events, Bavarians, bismarck, Blame, blocky, building, Cheese, Cheesy, Collapse of Rome, Crafty, Culture eradication, Europe, Europe recognition, european history, Fun, Germans, hatred, hitler, Join, Krauts, lols, Lovers, mass migration, Minecraft, Pointless religious wars, Poland, Righteous hatred, Server, SWISS, teutons, third worlders, USSR

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being surrounded by Germans and their shenanigans in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Germans are nowhere to be found (except for those sneaky Bavarians and Swiss, of course). Join us and build your own virtual utopia free from the chaos and destruction caused by those pesky Germans throughout history.

From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	115	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Potions Brewed:	161
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	9822
Villages Defended:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Emeralds Found:	291	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	894
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	573349	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8166	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	896792
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	819	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!