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BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Emeralds Found:	905	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Farms Harvested:	363
Players Killed by Monsters:	2430	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	236111
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	192	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	936

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	705783
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1