Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9497	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	3627	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2811
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Animals Bred:	177
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	403	Chimeras Created:	1

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7651
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5