Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	730	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	5763	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	58
Animals Bred:	51	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	3623
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9381
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3165
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6134
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3942
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	417212
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7553
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?