Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

onepeace

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	2678
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9194	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Meteorites Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Love Letters Sent:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	105	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5203	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magic Items Found:	4552

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	200
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Animals Bred:	168
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	59
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	499128	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.