Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Realms of vulwin

══════════════The Realms of Vulwin!══════════════❓ What is this server about? ❓ We’re a fantasty-based geopolitical minecraft server, mashing the concepts together with an ever-changing story line designed by the players and their actions, for the players.We will have a custom made 15k by 15k map, featuring many islands, two distinct continents featuring different races, such as orcs, elves and humans based on two different continents, Greshor and Ipovox. We’ve got a dedicated development team, safe financials and a staff team who has a history set in stone of handling large minecraft servers of hundreds of simultaneous players.

💸 No Donations.* No Donator Privileges. Ever. 💸We will never instate any p2w features. Donators may receive a special role in chat to represent their support, and they will receive access to a chat exclusive to staff, donators and important players to the server (nation owners, influencial players). They will never receive crates, money, weapons, kits etc. based on their financial support.

*Donations will be available when the server is online, but never before, and never mandatory.

🗻 Pre-defined territories, non-defined empires 🗻Inside the server, we’re going to be using Towny as well as certain sub-plugins that allow us to pre-define the borders of the world. You’ll be able to explore the hand-sculpted world until you find a place to settle down, own that territory and feel stress-free from the possibility of someone snaking into your land, or encroaching onto the centre of your territory.

🗺️ MMO and Fantasy integrations 🗺️A fantasy-based server wouldn’t be complete without MMO aspects. We’ve got an intricate levelling and class system on the line, giving more options to fight others with and making battles based more upon skill and experience on the server rather than just another random Towny server. Players can only speak languages based on their race and have to learn others, and we’re always evolving to add more based on player input and experiences.

Interested to learn more? Head to https://www.realmsofvul.win/ , or https://discord.gg/x79sGuPqtq to get more info, and join us on our adventure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Server26

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join whenever… Server26 is a small SMP server. Only one world and everything inside build in survival. No teleports or warps, just Grief protection (Grief-prevention, etc). This is an adult server and looking for players 18+. We do not aim for a child-friendly environment. Aside form the rules – All things are optional and nothing is a must.

The server (and thus its map) was created in 2015 and was gradually opened to the public around 2017-2018. We are located in Germany, and have players that speak German but also English. Recluse hermit or people person, everyone is welcome to join. One of the main ideas was it to give players a server they can return to anytime, to keep the server running no matter what, and to never reset the map. When you done looking at the buildings at spawn, you can head trough the nether to the wilderness outside the city and start mining and building on your own.

We hope you give us a try and have fun!

Server rules: https://server26/rules

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Masterscape

Survival, Vanilla

[WHITELISTED] [JAVA 1.13] Hello everyone! I would just like to tell you about my 1.13 server. We already have a playerbase and the map is about 6-8 months old. I have recently acquired ownership of this server within the last month. I would love some new players as most of out older ones are very inactive. Feel free to join the discord to be whitelisted. https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Goldvault

Capture the Flag, PvE, PvP

WHAT IS GOLDVAULT?

GoldVault is a GenPvP server that spices up the gameplay. You’ve got generator blocks producing gold, tokens, and crystals. Picture a map inside a big box with smaller boxes having missing sides. Players use defense blocks to build bases, form clans, and safeguard generators.

What sets GoldVault apart? We’ve got caves for mining gold and tokens. Plus, there’s the Flag Gen – your main respawn point. When your flag gets destroyed, you lose money and tokens. Join us for a GenPvP experience that’s all about strategy, base building, mining, and intense battles. But here’s the kicker – raid other players to snatch their riches! It’s not just about base building and battles; it’s about cunning strategies and heist-level raids.

1.19.4 – 1.20.2 are supported

MINECRAFT BEDROCK IS SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: goldvault.minehut.ggBEDROCK IP: goldvault.bedrock.minehut.gg

➥ FLAG GEN➥ VAST CAVES➥ GENERATORS➥ PVP➥ RAIDING➥ PAYOUTS

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fluorite smp

Brewery, Enchants, Greif, PvP

Fluorite is a brand new semi vanilla and semi anarchy survival server!Hacking is NOT allowed. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed.We also offer custom enchantments to make your experience better!

Start your adventure today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LatinMania

Economy, PvP, Survival

The server has: – Installments – Survival – Economy – PVP – Survival protections – Skins for non-premium users Among many more things.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	556

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RepublicCraft

Survival, Vanilla

We are a mature (16+) vanilla server dedicated to growing a community. We want a community where everyone has a voice and everyone is a part of the decision making process. And we want you. We have minimal plugins to allow our administrators and moderators to prevent griefing and stealing. We have several members and have an experienced server admin running the show behind the scenes. We have recently rebooted the server and gone through a map reset so everything is fresh and ready to be explored! Apply on our discord: https://discord.gg/cn5CxZ9

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bad Server

PvP, Survival

Bad Server, Has plugins, need staff <-- (Clickbait Not rly) basically survival but with PVP!!!! 1.13.2 2.5gb of ram so you no lag idot

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Olds Cool FreeBuild

Economy, PvP, Survival

Freebuild/survival server, old style, cuboids on spawn and another survival map without protections, player can create own cuboid on survival by buy land via plugin residence. Versions: 1.9.4 – 1.13.2

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nepcraft

Survival

Nepcraft is a Minecraft Survival SMP where you can make friends,teams,earn-money,upgrade your skills and enjoy your free-time.

Here’s the ip and port for the server

Ip For Java:

play.nepcraft.fun

Ip For Mcpe

Ip:play.nepcraft.fun

Port:25565

This Server Contains:

Friendly Staffs

Tournaments

Skilled Players

Join Nepcraft today and step into a world where dreams come true. Unleash your creativity, make lasting friendships, fight your enemies to show them what you are and create memories that will keep you coming back for more. The adventure is waiting for you!

Features Of The Server:

– Crates

– Ranks

– Economy

– Mcmmo

– Kits

– Others

Join Now

Jay Nepal! 🇳🇵

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Pokemon Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of Pokemon (without actual Pokemon mobs) without the need for mods! PvP is the mode of competition, and with some hard work, you might even be a Gym Leader or Champion some day!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewool

Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

Minewool is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. Always constantly adding new ideas. Designed to be transparent. Designed for all.

Features: – SurvivalOP – KitPVP – HCF – Skyblock

IP: play.minewool.com Website. Tienda.minewool.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5120
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Solarnet

Adventure, Faction Survival, PvP

Welcome to Solarnet, where the immersive realms of Minecraft transcend into an unparalleled Season 1 experience! Embark on a journey through the pixelated cosmos, where factions rise and fall, and legends are forged in the crucible of conquest.

Solarnet Season 1: Unveiling the Cosmic Frontier

Dive into a universe where factions collide in an epic saga, each vying for dominance in the vast expanse of Solarnet’s celestial factions. Forge alliances, build empires, and engage in strategic warfare as you navigate the cosmic landscape, where every decision echoes through the cosmos.

Features Beyond the Stars

Celestial Factions: Join or create factions that span across galaxies, forging alliances and rivalries in a quest for supremacy.

Cosmic Koths: Encounter otherworldly challenges and mysteries that await intrepid adventurers, with bountiful rewards for the bold.

Stellar Economy: Master the art of resource management, auctions and cosmic commerce to elevate your faction’s power and influence.

Custom Enchantments: Unleash the power of otherworldly enhancements on your gear, providing a unique edge in the battles that shape the universe.

Interstellar PvP: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player combat on specially designed arenas, where skill and strategy determine the fate of the cosmos.

Immerse Yourself in the Unknown

Embark on an unforgettable journey where the possibilities are as infinite as the stars themselves. Solarnet Season 1 beckons you to carve your legend in the celestial tapestry, where the adventure never ends.

Join us and become a cosmic pioneer – for in the realms of Solarnet, the universe is yours to conquer!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Beardcraft

Survival, Vanilla

Back to basics! Enjoy survival without the usual public server problems.

– Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. – No world borders. Go anywhere you want! – No Lag! Professionally hosted in a Seattle data-center on performance hardware. That means no lag for players in the US, and little to no lag for those outside the US as well! – Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play BeardCraft. – Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! – Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world.

This server is FREE.

We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.

Thanks for trying us out!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragonforce

Mini Games

we are a small growing minecraft server with many games such as freebuild, skyblock, kitpvp and more

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.