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FlirtyCraft SMP

Attention, attraction, attractive people, confidence boost, DATING, daydream, dream scenario, FANTASY, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, hypothetical situation, relationships, romantic interest, Self Discovery, self esteem, smp, social dynamics, Social Interaction, surreal experience, unexpected attention, unexpected encounters, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

controversial, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, Government, Great, immigration, influence, international community, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, Non-Americans, opinion, Politics, president, Social Issues, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mines Excavated:	3867
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	974399	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	6611

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	225	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	735	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	953	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Villages Defended:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Votes:	3446	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	35780	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4