Crafty Jews & Christian Groomers – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

absolute power, Banks, Christ’s message, Christian, Christian Europe, Christianity, Crafty, Europe, gentiles, groomers, Grooming, Hebrews, History, Jews, Jews in power, lie, Minecraft, Poors, power, ROMANS, Rome, Server, spread, subversive cults, Ultimate, Women

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the secret Jewish plot to control the world! Join us as we dig deep into the conspiracy theories that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about history.

Explore our virtual world and discover hidden clues that reveal the true origins of Christianity and its connection to the Jewish agenda. Build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the brainwashing tactics of the elite bankers who are pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Join forces with other players to uncover ancient artifacts that will unlock the secrets of the past and help you overthrow the oppressive regime of the Jewish overlords. Fight against hordes of mind-controlled zombies who are under the command of the sinister Jewish leaders, and reclaim your freedom in this epic battle for truth and justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Uncover the lies, expose the truth, and fight for your right to freedom in a world where nothing is as it seems.

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	377608
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	144689	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	4268
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	2209
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crops Grown:	6697
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	8039
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!