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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3211 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 6327 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!