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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9707 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 576325 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
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Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
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So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!
