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TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	New Chunks Explored:	108429
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Magic Items Found:	5951
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1165
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Farms Harvested:	532	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Crops Grown:	3900
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	6120
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runes Activated:	8

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	66
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Dragon Eggs Found:	1725
Divine Spears Created:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ores Mined:	5548
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Towns Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5